Unicorn Fever

You are betting on sparkly unicorns that suffer from random card effects every single round. The board looks like a neon fever dream, and you spend actions buying contract cards, fixing races, or placing bets. The game ends after four races, and whoever cleared their debts and made the most gold wins. The movement mechanics can be slow and tedious due to all the minor modifier cards you have to calculate. It is a chaotic parody of horse racing that relies entirely on its silly theme.